Richard & Nick's Excuses Book
1999 Internet Revised
Edition
SITE ALWAYS
Prologue
This book, Richard & Nick's
excuses has previously been available for sale for a price of
£9.99, but we are offering you the 1999 Internet Revised Version
FREE online. We have included failures aswell, so don't be
fooled into thinking they work!!! If you go to the CTC we
would not advise you using any of the working excuses (or the failures)
on the teachers we have both used them all so they know they are
the top class excuses
If you have any suggestions for excuses email us, it will be greatly received. Please also mention; is it a failure or a working excuse, we try to add to this site each Saturday.
Alternatively, use the form to submit your excuse.
FAILURES
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Basically, anything not mentioned in the next section is a failure.
Richard Anonymous and Nick Anonymous** (we're brothers!) take absolutely no responsibility whatsoever for action taken using this online book. We are legally obliged to mention this and we just don't want to be sat in your detention at your school. OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The excuses that sound real are coming up!
Note from Richard-This was going to read;
"You've not done your homework? That new teacher'll go
apeshit..." but Nick wouldn't allow it. You can of course
change it yourself.
-Why not try adding a bit of text next
to an image of your own or one of these and put in a good word,
hey? I made all of these on Windows Paint so don't worry if you
don't have a fancy package, Windows 95 should be fine.
If you wish to create your own PLEASE include that it is (in these particular words) FREE ONLINE, that's just to make it legal, if you just put free it is technically illegal, and we want to advertise it as Free.
WORKING EXCUSES
| Get a note from Mum/Dad | Sometimes works, I wouldn't risk it, and I definately wouldn't risk forging one WE MEAN THAT AS WE HAVE BEEN ROLLOCKED FOR IT BEFORE!!!!!!.*** | |||
| Skive off | Not an excuse, but it gives you 6 or 7 hours to do the work! | |||
| My baby brother/sister knocked a cup of coffee over it this morning just as I was leaving for this dump(we don't advise you to say the word dump.) | Awww never mind I'm sure that you will bring it tomorrow, or you'll be on detention.(we advise you to take it in the next morning), we also advise you not to cal the 'dump' a shitehole etc. | |||
| The computers were down/printer cartridge/whatever | Although mentioned as a failure, if it was an IT homework you should be OK. | |||
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Dont try saying that to a teacher! | |||
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